[CaptainCrunch]

Its almost football season, and the way that this hockey season has started to wind down has really scrapped a nerve like an incompetent dentist.

Sooo

All my Flames jerseys are packed, I'm ready to go, I'm standing here outside the dome

I hate to even bother to say good-bye

But the team is broken, it's seasons done, other sports are waiting They're running their ads

Already the Flames are fading from my mind

So mail me and promote the team, tell me that you'll wait for me
tell me things will be different and to please don't let them go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, Flames, I don't know if I hate to go

There's so many times you've let me down, so I think its time I look around
I tell you now they other sports could mean a thing

Every Flames ad I see I'll think of that cup, every sports dollar I spend, I'll spend elsewhere
If I come back, I'll expect a better team

So mail me and promote the team, tell me that you'll wait for me
tell me things will be different and to please don't let them go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go