[Maritime Q-Scout]

I present to you the funniest joke in the world, according to science:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911.

"9-1-1 what's your emergency?"

"My friend is dead! What should I do?"

The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead."

There's a silence, then a loud bang.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"