[KTrain]

A newfie's (Nufy's) wife passed away and he called 911. The 911 operator told him that they would send someone over right away and asked him where he lived.

"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive," the newfie told her. The operator asked, "Could you please spell that for me?"

After a long pause, the newfie said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

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A newfie (Nufy) rolls into his factory job at 10:30. The floor manager comes up to him and says, "You should have been here at nine o'clock," to which the newfie responds "Why, what happened?"

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A newfie (Nufy) walks into a lumber yard and says, "I's building an 'ouse bye' and needs me some a dat der too be far" The clerks says "You mean 2 by 4?", the newfie says "Yes bye', dat's da stuff." The clerks asks "Well how long do you need it?" The newfie responds "Well bye', I's buildin an 'ouse wit it so I's gonna need it for awhile."