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Dion · 02-25-2018, 06:44 PM

A Flames fan and an Oilers fan get into a car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. The Flames fan's car has a Flames sticker clearly visible while the Oilers fan's car has an Oilers sticker clearly visible.

After they crawl out of their cars, Oilers fan says, "So you're a Flames fan, that's interesting. I'm a Oilers fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.

"The Flames fan replied," I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The Flames fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune.

"Then he hands the bottle to the Oilers fan. The Oilers fan nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Flames fan. The Flames fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Oilers fan.

The Oilers fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Flames fan replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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A Calgary Flames hockey fan is driving home from work when he passes the local priest. He stops and gives him a lift.

A block later they pass a man wearing a Vancouver Canucks jersey. The Flames fan suddenly feels an uncontrollable urge to run him over with the car. He puts his foot down on the accelerator and tries to hit him. At the last minute the Canucks fan jumps out of the way and the driver hears a thump which he figures must just be the curb.

The two men procede in silence until finally the Flames fan blurts out, "Look Father, I'm really sorry about that incident back there. I tried to run the Canucks fan over but I believe I missed him : can you forgive me father?"

The Priest replies "It's Ok son, no need to apologize; I got him with the car door."

02-25-2018, 06:44 PM	#33
Dion Not a casual user Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: A simple man leading a complicated life.... Exp:	A Flames fan and an Oilers fan get into a car accident. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. The Flames fan's car has a Flames sticker clearly visible while the Oilers fan's car has an Oilers sticker clearly visible. After they crawl out of their cars, Oilers fan says, "So you're a Flames fan, that's interesting. I'm a Oilers fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days. "The Flames fan replied," I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The Flames fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune. "Then he hands the bottle to the Oilers fan. The Oilers fan nods his head in agreement, opens the bottle and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Flames fan. The Flames fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Oilers fan. The Oilers fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Flames fan replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." ---------------------------------------- A Calgary Flames hockey fan is driving home from work when he passes the local priest. He stops and gives him a lift. A block later they pass a man wearing a Vancouver Canucks jersey. The Flames fan suddenly feels an uncontrollable urge to run him over with the car. He puts his foot down on the accelerator and tries to hit him. At the last minute the Canucks fan jumps out of the way and the driver hears a thump which he figures must just be the curb. The two men procede in silence until finally the Flames fan blurts out, "Look Father, I'm really sorry about that incident back there. I tried to run the Canucks fan over but I believe I missed him : can you forgive me father?" The Priest replies "It's Ok son, no need to apologize; I got him with the car door." __________________ Last edited by Dion; 02-25-2018 at 06:48 PM.