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The Diehards

THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS. IT'S ####ING GAMETIME.
I HEARD JOHNNY HOCKEY LOVES TO TAKE UBER BECAUSE HE HAS A HARD TIME TRAVELING WITH PHONE BOOKS TO SIT ON.

Putting my Fischer Jersey on, getting Subway.
I've done this for the 3 games and I'm too afraid to change.

Never stop.

Uhh, thanks? It's still too early to "get hype". I'm going to need at least 2 cups of coffee before I even try to "get hype".

More Hype: If we win tonight, we move out of last place in the league. We're currently 1 point behind Buffalo, with 1 game in hand. Buffalo does play tonight, so the situation is kind of complicated, but... HYPE-CITY SICK-CITY 2ND-TO-LAST-CITY!
Knocks on every bit of wood within 30 miles

Gillies first game in net? Poor guy is staring down the ice into the eyes of a god. All hail King Raanta

Flames Smear Campaign

GIORDANO PUTS ON HIS ICE PANTS AFTER HIS SKATES

MIKE SMITH PUTS MILK IN HIS BOWL BEFORE CEREAL

YOU KNOW WHY I AM IN LOVE WITH RANTA? BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM TRYING TO PICK UP THE PUNK AT THE BLUE LINE #SMITHSTAYINNET...OHWAITHEJUSTTOOKANOTHERDIVE

Dougie Hamilton was originally named DOOGIE HOWSER!

The Freddy Hamilton era begins....will he drop the gloves with his brother again?

A Shaky Start

RIP Gaudreau

Wish that was on Smith

Surprised Stepan didn't fire it wide

Yikes, what a weak as **** call on Stepan.

Geeez this goalie is brutal. "Here have the puck Martinook".

Many Unanswered Goals

Dunno how Bennett managed to sneak his way between Dvo and OEL on that goal back there, pretty lazy stuff.

Looks like Rinaldo has a target on his head for the rest of the game.

LOL leave Johnny G alone great job team defense.

These days off ruined the team

Haha, what the hell was Demers doing?

.. what the ****, OEL and Demers having some private time while Johnny Hockey walks in all alone.

We should be peppering the **** out of their goalie.

Then later: Alone in front of the goalie, unfortunately it was Domi.

EDIT:
Everyone is so rusty

Clean pass to Goligoski, goes right by him

Beauty pass by Domi, unfortunately it was to Archibald

Oliver and Demers need a conversation. Always try to cover the same guy.WTH.

And again, Monahan let right behind everyone. At least this time the Flames couldn't make the pass.

Archibald so sold that call

Good job Arch-Stick.

Pretty unacceptable period. Calgary rocking a goalie who clearly isn't NHL ready, and we only get 9 shots? Add in a couple of reaaaally lazy D plays on our end and we're down 2-1. Hopefully Tocchet, or even better, Raanta chews them out in the locker room.

Why do the Coyotes seem to lose every game where they outshoot the opposition, and win half the times the other team outshoots them?

Idk but to be fair to the Flames we haven't really tested them with really any quality shots so far.

I think the boys are still on vacation, they really haven't shown up tonight.

Demers definitely looks like he's in Margaritaville

With the way they're playing tonight, you'd think the tank is on. This is some nasty ass hockey.

So does Raanta say "I better sign that offer they made me before I start sucking" or does he say "**** this I'm outta here"?

I for one am glad the team turned back into a pumpkin right when I have tickets for this Saturday's game. Good timing.

Hmmm.. I think Max is a little frustrated.

Coyotes laid a ****ing turd. Scoop it up, flush it, close the lid, spray some air freshener, then cry yourself to sleep, because this is a shocker.

Just a sleepy game.

This game just grows my desire to draft Brady Tkachuk. An even bigger prick than Matthew. We need some of that. Like Rinaldo but with talent.

I think Kuemper gets next game and Raanta takes the Sunday.

Looks like Jhonny Hockey is going to beat McDavid in points this year.

Midget has 3 tonight

Great season by him. In over 40% of Calgary's goals.

Teams need to do what the Knights did. Jhonny was hit hard his first shift and was a mouse the entire game. Bobbled the puck left and right. Had zero shots. Was invisible.

Oh, and another 4 or 5 PP's for CGy thus far tonight

They need to be better than at least 2 California teams and the best part is that they have to rely on the Oilers to beat them.

Good luck, losers.

Hate to say it, but I never count the pesky flamers out. It seems that lately when they've been close like this they find a way to get it done. So excuse me if I don't celebrate prematurely.