Can someone help me come up with some cheapshots i can take at the coach for why a borderline playoff team is losing to the best team in the league?
Is it because he's not reading them enough Walt Whitman prose prior to game time? Not Turning the AC/DC up to 11 when he walks into the locker room?
Should he be working on his Al Pacino pantomime to get this group of players who've played thousands and thousands of games in their lives, 'ready to go' before a 2 pm game?
Ideally, these attempts at jokes should be funny and not pathetic, and they shouldn't betray my base level of fandom.
All inquiries accepted. Please use my PM inbox.
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