The best way to disarm these idiots is to just say a lot of confusing nonsensical things
Bully - "Bargle bargle bargle"
You - "Look man, nobody puts baby in the corner"
Bully - "You want your a$$ kicked"
You - "Its just been revoked"
Bully - "what"
You - "I'm Canadian what the hell do I know about Nascar"
Bully - "Ok man, you crazy"
You - "My butter tastes like cheese whiz"
It actually really works well if the bully is completely drunk
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