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Originally Posted by dash_pinched
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They're never gonna get married. They'll drag their feet for a couple years after the initial excitement, then go all-in and hire the #1 wedding planner, that'll get them on track. After some more setbacks they'll bring in the hot new #1 wedding planner to help out, cause how the hell could they mess it up with two #1 wedding planners?!? Somehow they do, and it doesn't matter how many top wedding planners they have or bring in, this couple is no good. So out of pity they are awarded a once-in-a-lifetime, all-expense paid destination wedding, no planning needed! A generational experience! But then the guy's drunk uncle gets involved, starts making horrible decisions (you spent
how much on 28 year-old pound cake?!? We don't need a 4x4...) and it falls off the rails yet again. This poor, no good couple, will never see the wedding. So the family pisses on the wedding dress.