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Old 01-17-2018, 12:45 PM   #29
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I came up with a strategy that works really well, when I get asked by relatives why I haven't settled down and married a nice girl and had some kids.

To the nice girl question. "I've dated a lot of nice girls, and some not so nice girls"

Why no kids?

"Because I have this disorder that basically makes it so that I don't like people and especially kids, and I'd make a lousy parent"

"Why don't you hold so and so's baby? you're so good with kids"

"Gee its the size of a football grandma, go deep"
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