I came up with a strategy that works really well, when I get asked by relatives why I haven't settled down and married a nice girl and had some kids.
To the nice girl question. "I've dated a lot of nice girls, and some not so nice girls"
Why no kids?
"Because I have this disorder that basically makes it so that I don't like people and especially kids, and I'd make a lousy parent"
"Why don't you hold so and so's baby? you're so good with kids"
"Gee its the size of a football grandma, go deep"
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