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Cheese · 11-23-2006, 01:14 PM

HEARD of them? Hell I voted for them LOL....a great party!

They had the best party platforms!

Eliminating Canada’s national debt by transferring it to Quebec so that it will disappear when that province separates.
Correcting the fiscal imbalance by moving the federal government to Calgary.
Raising the average temperature in Canada by selling the three territories to Mexico.
Turning Ottawa into one, giant day care centre.
repealing the law of gravity
paving the province of Manitoba to create the world’s largest parking lot
instituting illiteracy as Canada’s third official language
tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset; this would also have the benefit of providing Albertans with a few extra minutes of daylight
building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could “coast from coast to coast”
annexing the United States, which would take its place as just another Territory in Canada’s backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature
breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that “the little buggers will freeze to death”
turning Montreal’s rue Ste-Catherine into the world’s longest bowling alley
selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California
painting Canada’s coastal sea limits on the bottom of the ocean so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times
Called on the Yukon Territory to change its name to GroupAction, and to invoice the federal government for $250-million in sponsorship fees.
Urged genetic modification of exotic animals so that they can live in the Yukon and battle it out on the streets of Whitehorse to increase tourism. “This will also give us an opportunity to answer that age-old question: Can a polar bear kick a lion’s ass?”
repealing the law of gravity
paving the province of Manitoba to create the world’s largest parking lot
instituting illiteracy as Canada’s third official language
building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could “coast from coast to coast”
annexing the United States, which would take its place as just another Territory in Canada’s backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature
breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that “the little buggers will freeze to death”
turning Montreal’s rue Ste-Catherine into the world’s longest bowling alley
selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California
painting Canada’s coastal sea limits on the bottom of the ocean so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times
counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing
banning lousy Canadian winters.
a vow to make bubble gum Canada’s new currency
higher education by building taller schools
the guaranteed annual orgasm
putting the party back into political party (the whole reason for the Rhinos)
a promise to immediately resign if, by error, any of its candidates was actually elected
sensible erections
a national bake sale to eliminate the National Debt
raising all streets 30 feet off the ground to prevent pedestrian fatalities
lowering the boiling point of water to save energy
creating a cartel of the world’s snow producing countries, call it “Snowpec”, and export snow to cool down the Middle East conflict
putting wheels under the West Edmonton Mall so it could tour Canada
bringing back the good old English system of driving on the left-hand side of the road, but as a phase-in buses and trucks will remain driving on the right-hand side in the first year
putting the “mock” in “demockracy”
moving Prince Edward Island into Lake Ontario to move it closer to Central Canada.

11-23-2006, 01:14 PM	#2
Cheese Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2002 Exp:	HEARD of them? Hell I voted for them LOL....a great party! They had the best party platforms! Eliminating Canada’s national debt by transferring it to Quebec so that it will disappear when that province separates. Correcting the fiscal imbalance by moving the federal government to Calgary. Raising the average temperature in Canada by selling the three territories to Mexico. Turning Ottawa into one, giant day care centre. repealing the law of gravity paving the province of Manitoba to create the world’s largest parking lot instituting illiteracy as Canada’s third official language tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset; this would also have the benefit of providing Albertans with a few extra minutes of daylight building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could “coast from coast to coast” annexing the United States, which would take its place as just another Territory in Canada’s backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that “the little buggers will freeze to death” turning Montreal’s rue Ste-Catherine into the world’s longest bowling alley selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California painting Canada’s coastal sea limits on the bottom of the ocean so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times Called on the Yukon Territory to change its name to GroupAction, and to invoice the federal government for $250-million in sponsorship fees. Urged genetic modification of exotic animals so that they can live in the Yukon and battle it out on the streets of Whitehorse to increase tourism. “This will also give us an opportunity to answer that age-old question: Can a polar bear kick a lion’s ass?” repealing the law of gravity paving the province of Manitoba to create the world’s largest parking lot instituting illiteracy as Canada’s third official language building sloping bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could “coast from coast to coast” annexing the United States, which would take its place as just another Territory in Canada’s backyard, in order to raise the average national temperature breeding a mosquito that would only hatch in January so that “the little buggers will freeze to death” turning Montreal’s rue Ste-Catherine into the world’s longest bowling alley selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California painting Canada’s coastal sea limits on the bottom of the ocean so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none are missing banning lousy Canadian winters. a vow to make bubble gum Canada’s new currency higher education by building taller schools the guaranteed annual orgasm putting the party back into political party (the whole reason for the Rhinos) a promise to immediately resign if, by error, any of its candidates was actually elected sensible erections a national bake sale to eliminate the National Debt raising all streets 30 feet off the ground to prevent pedestrian fatalities lowering the boiling point of water to save energy creating a cartel of the world’s snow producing countries, call it “Snowpec”, and export snow to cool down the Middle East conflict putting wheels under the West Edmonton Mall so it could tour Canada bringing back the good old English system of driving on the left-hand side of the road, but as a phase-in buses and trucks will remain driving on the right-hand side in the first year putting the “mock” in “demockracy” moving Prince Edward Island into Lake Ontario to move it closer to Central Canada. Last edited by Cheese; 11-23-2006 at 01:21 PM.