01-04-2018, 11:11 PM
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#95
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Tkachuk Smear Campaign
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Fuuuck Tkachuk, I heard he loves texting during movies.
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Tkachuk pays for Tinder!
Go get em boiz.
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I hope Tkachuk accidentally puts on skates that are 1 size too small so he’s uncomfortable the whole game
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I mean really, it drives me mad that he just ####ing chews on his mouth guard all game long.
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I’m a simple man. I want three things:
Kings win Doughty goal Tkachuk hipchecked into oblivion
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This is gonna be messy.
I still can't get over Doughty telling Tkachuk he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Lets beat them on the scoreboard where it counts Make Tkatchuk do something stupid and take advantage of the penalty Seems simple enough. I want revenge in the win column not a moral victory tonight Go kings go
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Kings win the game and grind the whole Flames team into the ice. Message to Calgary - Tkachuk is a punk and all of you will pay for it.
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Go Kings, Go! And obligatory #### Tkachuk.
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Smitty hard at work
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this has "mike smith 68-save shutout" written all over it already
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seriously though smith's glove is ****ing incredible
dude gets no respect for his goaltending because he's such a complete mental midget at every other second that a puck isn't flying at him
getting a pad/glove stack on that puck that was deflected off the defender's hand in the slot.. incredible
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I hate Mike Smith, But he has made a huge difference to the flames goalie spot and their breakout.
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Ferland gets a little voodoo help from Faust
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9 unanswered goals says Faust over last 3 games, 2-1 incoming
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omg why are we acting like ####ing pylons! We're leaving quickie out there to die
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Within 1 or 2 minutes of the comment, Calgary scores. Faust needs to give up the hybrid statistician/play by play thing. Just be the play by play guy.
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Great job 4th line. Wonder if Stevens liked anything AA did on that shift?
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Brouwer actually gets one!
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All Flames in the second. Ferland and, remarkably, Troy Brouwer score on Quick.
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Bad shift and goaltending. Oof.
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Most dangerous lead. Least they don't have to keep feeding the Flames power plays now.
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Who didn’t see this coming when it was 2-0? Show of hands.
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...another one Quick would like to have back tonight.
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Did the Kings go into cruise control to start the 2nd up 2-0 ? They look like crap since the start and haven't even tried to score.
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Janko bunts the rebound in
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that was brutal. ugliest one of the year so far maybe.
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Kings just pissing two points down the drain.
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Way to blow a 2-0 lead a-holes!
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Didn’t LA blow a lead last time they played Calgary?
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Yep, and lost in OT. The Kings play like pansies when they play Calgary.
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No surprise they are throwing away two points again to a division team.
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This team has been an absolute dumpster fire this period. Thankful the score against isn’t higher than it really should be imo.
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Mony Mony
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We just got punked in that second period! I hope JS is raising hell in that locker room.
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this is pathetic
you can't have a board battle at the blue line turn into a 2 on 1 against you, ever. especially not after you give up 3 unanswered..
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Kings have just quit. Maybe Brown, Pearson and Forbort are still playing.
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What a ****ing embarrassment. Do these guys not have any pride? Wake the **** up.
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Close your ****ing five hole and what ****ing awful shift. Awful all around.
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Flames get a breakaway because Doughty checked 2 seconds late and pushed right through an open bench door. no big deal.
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Jankowski's face consistently looks like someone took his icecream cone and **** in it. What a sad looking man.
Also what a terrible, terrible period. Laughably bad, I'm not even mad.
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How the **** did that period happen? Seriously, they shouldve had a ton of juice going into the 2nd after going up 2-0. Instead, they boarded the plane and flew home while giving up 4 straight.
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Faust going on and on about how the Kings has so many unanswered goals.
Then the Flames scored four.
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A taste of one’s own medicine
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Kempe first gets interfered with gets hauled down ....
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Refs are honestly cancer against the Kings. I would not shed a single tear if all the refs in the NHL disappeared by tomorrow.
So ****ing bad.
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They just ****ing held Doughty down and no call are you ****ing serious wtf.
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So brown gets trip, held, then Kopitar gets the same thing to him and nothing is called. They weren't even looking to call anything there
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Why can’t we beat these guys?
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Gotta solve the Flames at some point, play 'em too many times a year to not.
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Might have to also play the Flames in the playoffs.
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Yep, the Flames are going to be a tough out in the playoffs.
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This is a vintage Kings 2012-14 game by the Flames tonight.
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Not expecting anything in the 3rd because the Flames in Calgary are just ****ing voodoo for us.
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it's pretty much impossible for LA to beat the Flames
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Seems like the Kings can’t handle a physical team.
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It blows my mind that the Kings don't lay people out in situations like this. Run Smith, flatten Gaudreau. Where is the willingness to start a spark?
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