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CaptainCrunch · 01-02-2018, 12:50 PM

Hmm let me try

Star Wars Episode 9

The Quarter End

It is a time of Economic Strife in the Galaxy. Corporate Raiders lead by the Sinister Crime Lord Donaldus Ducktarius has filed forms 352 and 778 with the Galactic Senate to begin a leveraged buy out of Hutt Cartel. If he is successful this will lead to the Divestment of the Hutt Monopoly over the Trade Routes, Spice Trade and Slave Trade and will start brutal wars between Corporations.

Desperate for a resolution Supreme Chancellor Trumpanian has dispatched two Jedi from the Jedi Corporate Headquarters Audit Division on an urgent mission to review all documents and transactions. Jedi Master Accountant Locke and his Padawan GetmeCoffeeDamnit race to the Rented Business Sector of Diplomis with all speed.

Meanwhile Sinister Forces under the Command of Surpreme Lawyer Troutus gather to unleash a Sinister Plot that will maximize profits while creating evil franchise opportunities throughout the Galaxy.

01-02-2018, 12:50 PM	#745
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Hmm let me try Star Wars Episode 9 The Quarter End It is a time of Economic Strife in the Galaxy. Corporate Raiders lead by the Sinister Crime Lord Donaldus Ducktarius has filed forms 352 and 778 with the Galactic Senate to begin a leveraged buy out of Hutt Cartel. If he is successful this will lead to the Divestment of the Hutt Monopoly over the Trade Routes, Spice Trade and Slave Trade and will start brutal wars between Corporations. Desperate for a resolution Supreme Chancellor Trumpanian has dispatched two Jedi from the Jedi Corporate Headquarters Audit Division on an urgent mission to review all documents and transactions. Jedi Master Accountant Locke and his Padawan GetmeCoffeeDamnit race to the Rented Business Sector of Diplomis with all speed. Meanwhile Sinister Forces under the Command of Surpreme Lawyer Troutus gather to unleash a Sinister Plot that will maximize profits while creating evil franchise opportunities throughout the Galaxy. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!