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Weekes is weak!
Sunday November 14th, 2004
The Flyers quasi-crappy play continued into Sunday's contest versus the Panthers, as the Flyers allowed another massive goal count on route to a 5-5 tie with the Florida Panthers. Flyers GM was seen with what appeared to be steam coming from his ears after the last few outings his team has had.
"Apparently we're only good enough to face good teams, we can't beat crap like the Penguins and the Panthers, I'm gonna give that piece of (expletive deleted) Weekes a piece of my mind" said a visibly intoxicated Dan Lemmon. He then proceeded to pull out a Kevin Weekes hockey card and urinated on it screaming obcenities, pulled out his cell phone and started randomly dialing numbers telling everyone he dialed how Kevin was a (expletive deleted) wank, Lemmon then threw his phone into the crowd and slumped on a chair to sleep it off.
Panthers GM Dave Penney was seen feeding drinks to the already inhebriated Lemmon and egging him on about Weekes performance, saying Kevin could be chased by the lowly Hawks. Lemmon retorted with "(expletive deleted) your hat you Rasmussen lover! Hey, you interested in Kevin Wanks?"
Robert Esche is expected to get the start versus the Penguins tomorrow..
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