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Old 12-13-2017, 09:49 AM   #51
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Originally Posted by lazypucker View Post
My boss is based out in Edmonton and a die-hard Oilers fan. I should tell him that I need the next 2 months off for paid sick leave because I have the flu....And he probably will believe me!!
Damnit, you'll work anyways, what would Connor McDavid do.

What would Connor McDavid do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Connor McDavid'd do.


When Connor McDavid was on the ice,
Skating for agoal,
He did two Crossovers and then two more

While puking from the Flu.


When Connor McDavid was in Sears,
trying on sweat pants,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.


So what would Connor McDavid do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Connor McDavid'd do.
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