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Originally Posted by flamesforcup
So i just joined and we are tied 1-1. Looking at this thread i thought we were down 5-1 or something before i checked the score. How is the team playing?
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Imagine you're in MMA. You're the undisputed champ raining down punches with the poor sod in the blue corner doing all he can to make it to the bell with his consciousness intact, when all of a sudden bam! A inside leg kick, poorly timed on this little moron's part, has connected 20 pounds of shin with your gonads, protected only by a plastic cup.
You wobble around during the start of the second until you feel good about your future potential to have children again, and then start chasing the little guy around. All little guy wants to do is back off or circle away, however, and you end up barely missing while getting more frustrated. Then, to your amazement just as the 2nd round is about to end, the bugger circles the wrong way and catches a right hook right to the temple!
Wow! That was just a hail mary by then, but you'll take it and the shot clearly has the kid wobbled. Now the bell rings and all you have to do is not #### up hard, keep a cool head, and pick this little arrogant nut-assaulter until he's naught but a pile of bones and flesh.