[CaptainCrunch]

Open your car door and yell "Here boy , who wants to go for a ride, who's a good coachy that wants to go for a ride?"

Then when he hopes in, make sure you roll your back window down so he can get lots of air, and take a drive out to the woods. When you get there, let him out of the car and pick up a stick and wave it in front of his face and say "Who wants to fetch a stick, who's a good boy" then fling the stick as far in the woods as you can and when he runs off, jump into your car and drive off while humming the song "Born Free"