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Old 11-28-2017, 01:23 PM   #1207
smiggy77
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Originally Posted by stone hands View Post
cp's ideal flames coach:

only plays rookies
doesnt put the 4th line out until the team eventually gets up 10-0 because they're the best squad ever assembled in the history of the nhl
0 shots against(all season)
gets tossed from more games than bob probert so he can rally the troops
what am i missing

*work in progress*
Calls a time out in the first period because the other team has a good shift.
implements a system a monkey could figure out, yet is complicated enough that the opposing team cannot
Pulls the goalie after he has allowed three goals.
sends players who had a bad shift straight to the press box.
Be belligerent, let the refs get in his head, rips his shirt off when the refs make bonehead calls
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