Well next year you find the biggest nastiest face puncher from some lower level semi pro league and sign him to a NHL minimum contract and roll him out for the two games against the Wings, with the instructions of "Go insane, now here's your PCP laced Red Bull". Then lone him out to a european team after your done with him.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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