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The G.O.A.T.

I hate Jagr more and more every time he breaks one of Howes records

Jagrs on the flames? Ballin

Jagr’s hair is so damn beautiful

Holy #### Jagr. I bet his children come out of the womb doing crossovers and toe drags.

Who knows how many current young NHL players are in reality Jagr's illegitimate children.

Dad Joke Trash Talk

Calgary Flames? More like Calgary Lames...

You say Saddledome, I say Pringledome

Ummm
Beat? Extinguish? Vanquish? Snuff? Anything but lick.

Opposite Day

Pretty excited to watch Helm, Nielsen, and Glenny shut down Calgary's 1st line. I expect them to draw a few penalties too

I’ve stayed away from the game threads for the past two games and we’ve played great. Logged on once just in time for Vancouver’s second goal, logged out and we got Tatar’s beauty.
I’ll see you guys in the postgame thread, I’m not jinxing us!

So far I’ve really liked Matthew Tkachuk, but he better not try any #### tonight against us. I don’t want to permanently hate him but I will if I have too

Not just any 1st NHL goal

Oh, of course it's a first career goal and it's scored off a pelvic thrust

You can't intentionally direct it in with your head, not sure the book specifies which head

That's pretty badass to have Jagr assist on your first goal!!

Can you direct that in with your groin?

Haha, thats probably the snipe Jankowski has been dreaming of for his first goal since he was a kid

Of course thats his 1st ever

Haha of course Bennett got a point from that, too

Well that was a goofy ####ing goal.

girlfriend: "so are the Flames bad?"
*Flames score
Yes

Yeah I’ve seen too many “First Career Goals” scored against us

(Mrazek gets scored on once) everybody "STICK IN HOWARD"

Johnny Hockey starts his reign of terror

God damn Jonny is quick

Oh that's right, we're bad

WHAT A SCREEN holy ####

I don’t teally have an issue with either of the goals against. First was a perfect bounce out of Mrazek’s reach. Second was filthy shot selection by Johnny Hockey. He took the shot through maximum traffic but still found a lane. Reminded me of Yzerman.

One fluke goal off someone's belt buckle and the other was an absolute beauty of a shot through one hell of a screen from a well known goal scorer.

Dayumm Johnny snuck right in there

I love watching Gaudreau play. Oh so smooth.

Man i wish Johnny was a [red] wing.

Johnny has almost torched us twice, we can’t keep letting him do that

Gaudreau is splitting our D easier than a fat guy with jeans that are 2 sizes too small. Not pretty. For us anyways..

Listening to the commentators suck Gaudreau's ####
is really pissing me off

Well
Can’t say that was our best period

I particularly like the 2 on 0 break we gave them, too. A work of art.

Ferland beastmoding

Well, that looks like thats gonna be it. Not a care in the world by anyone on this team right now.

God damn I just had a rough few minutes. I rubbed my eye and my contact went into my tear duct, then I missed a stair coming back from taking them out and getting my glasses and messed up my bad knee and while I was putting icy hot on that Calgary scored. I am never leaving my chair again.

As a team, the Wings are playing like ####. That PP line looks like absolute fire though. AA could be even better if he didn't miss training camp and so much of the season. A real bummer. But hot damn they look good out there.

Tank Commander Jonathan Ericsson reporting for duty o7

Chucky restores the 3 goal lead

We don’t even get time to celebrate our goals

Alright guys Petr's in net you know what to do .. '1 2 3 NO DEFENCE'

Seriously. What did he do to them?

Where’s our d at tonight?

Just tonight ????

Ahahahaha... one step forward, two steps back.

That’s a sick goal by Tkachuk. Barely legal.

Boy, on every replay I see that looked like a high stick
No idea how that counted as good

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

ugh
To quote the noted philosopher James Hetfield, "Damn it all down to hell again".

I know Petr is getting hung out to dry on most of these goals, but dammit, we seem to play better with Howie in net

The Legend’s long-awaited first as a Flame

2 vs a pylon

Also Jaromir Jagr and Johnny Gadreau. I mean…

ok happy for jagr

Lol ha ha ha the oldest player in the league in a 2 on 1 break away!! Lol ha ha ha.

I'd say pull Mrazek, but at 5-2 against a non divisional team... let him go down with the ship. He can think about why he's not gonna get the next 10 starts.
Edit: This sub is just absurd with its inability to recognize that Mrazek is a mediocre goalie.

pathetic
52 by himself. useless twat

Ah yes, our good old defense. I'm just not used to high-scoring games when the Wings are involved!

son of a mullet

That's such a hard goal to give up. Everytime we get rolling we get the carpet swept out from under our feet.

Aw crap, we let some senior citizen score on us now?

Trust me, we know that feel

this game is painful. they are playing way better than the score shows.

Sucks we are down actually playing really well. Been aggressive and creating a lot of turnovers

Johnny says goodnight

Johny B Gaudreau empty netter

WELL THAT'S ALL FOLKS.... DAMMIT

Out of all the games we've lost, this one hurts and I blame Mrazek

lol at the Johnny Be Good song.

Jankowski bounces in his first ever NHL off his wiener.

Jagr carried Junkowski and Bennett to their first points of the season.

Man, Jagr would have been so good with Drai

Lots of our turds can skate, just like the 2 turds Jagr got to carry around on his back tonight. More to hockey than just speed. Jagr's ability to control play in the o-zone would have been a great compliment to a line with Drai IMO.

Of course Detroit and Mrazek are doing their best doormat impression against Calgary.