[CaptainCrunch]

run him over with a 100 car train off screen.

Someone will say "It took hours for the train to run over him, and its amazing he was concious and screaming through the whole thing"

Then someone else will say - "Then that dog wandered over and pissed on him, it seemed like hours"

First person - "Yeah like it was 10 gallons of dog pee and that dog aimed it right into his mouth"

second person - "And he still wouldn't die, he'd been dismembered and then drowned in dog pee, and then that final indignity"

First person - "When that gorilla from the zoo skulled him to death?"

Second person - "Yeah, that Gorilla was pretty enthusiastic, but the bastard deserved to go that way"

First person - "Well we will speak of it no more and see him no more . . . ladies and gentlemen Mr Conway Twitty"