My one big regret about being a witness was not being a completely beligerant jerk face, so I could hear the famous phrase "You're honor permission to treat him as a hostile witness"
Lawyer - "So where were you on the night in question"
CaptainCrunch - "I was 'on' your wife . . . booom"
runs down the jury box throwing high fives.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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