10-14-2017, 10:48 PM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Pregame Memes
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Hoping for a big Calgary win tonight. They got blown out last night so hopefully they're angry about that and come out strong tonight. 10-0 Calgary would be nice
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Thrill at Tanner Glass' forecheck! Swoon at Gudbranson getting beat wide! Marvel at Green's rock solid hair gel, and picture it fighting the spiny hedgehog Brian Burke wears at parties!
Other sideplots: Mike Smith's now the goalie in Calgary. Yeah, good luck with that. Look forward to him cartwheeling along the goal line the first time Horvat brushes against him behind the net. Seriously dude, just stay in your ****ing net.
Will the Canucks do something worth remaining awake for? Will the Flames remember they're actually a superior hockey team and play well? If Johnny Gaudreau saw a naked woman in the flesh, would he run and grab a first aid kit?
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Is Sam Bennett still 18 years old?
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Ferland scratched? That's the #### I like
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If we score more goals we will win, if we don't we will lose.
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I believe that if we win the 1st 2nd and 3rd we will win the game.
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*cricket chirping*
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That’s a lot of empty seats...
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Holy crap that is a TON of empty seats from that corner shot, some will prob still fill up since its early but still
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Wow, the place is empty. It's interesting to seeing the towels propped over the seats, it makes it look busier than it actually is.
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wow look at all those empties!
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proud of our fans for refusing to show up to watch this trash lineup
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hilarious that the t-shirt or whatever giveaway completely eliminates the camouflage effect the seat color usually has on empties.... this looks really bad.
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Looks like there is even less people at the game this time…
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what's the white thing hanging on the seats?
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Blow up dolls trying to make the arena look full
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The Swedish Armored Charge
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MARKY DONT DO THIS IM HSVING FLASHBACKS TO OTTAWA LAST SEASON
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Which defenseman just got pyloned there forcing Markstrom to come out?
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World junior flashbacks every time Marky does that
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Earned Every Penny
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Tanner Glass is a ####ing idiot.
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Tanner glass u piece of ####
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Special Needs Special Teams
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5-3 we have no option but to score here. HAVE TO
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Calgary's trying the Anaheim "take so many penalties they stop getting called" strategy
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This is the worst 5-3 Ive ever seen
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Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh!!!
This power play!
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Bold prediction
Canucks finish season with more shorthanded goals against than PP goals scored
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Ive always thought, if you can’t score on a 5 on 3.....
Good teams score on 5 on 3s
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Remember when the Canucks were actually good on the PP and PK?
But now our special teams are flatter than Keira Knightley…
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This gamethread is as lively
as the Canucks PP is effective
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How in the hell did Green have the Sedins out there for all the 5-3??????? He has to be fired thats Willie D style i really see no difference
Why not
Baertchi Horvat Boeser
De Zotto Granland
I mean Horvat was our leading scorer last year how is he not out there on a 5-3
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IF YOU CAN'T SCORE ON A 5V3, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WIN THE GAME.
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Bold prediction
Canucks finish season with more shorthanded goals against than PP goals scored
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at least there is no shorty
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Gio objects to lack of shorty
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We GOTTA score here please
EDIT: wow I should really specify the team
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Fuuuuck. 2 shortys in 2 games
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I should've stayed in Utica...
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Hahaha this is the worst team in the league maybe even worse then most AHL teams
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Lmao, hope it was worth the money for those tickets to watch that crap
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Sedins need to retire. That was horrendous.
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Well you know what they say about surrendering 3-on-1s shorthanded.
I mean, I assume they say something and that this is something that happens a lot.
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What a ****ing joke. The Sedins just piddle away the whole 5 on 3 and then get scored on shorthanded.
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The Penalty Kill needs some work.. Oh wait that was the Powerplay..
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Good sir, you are clearly missing the entire point of the exercise
All of that fancy passing around is fine, but the goal is to allow the opposing team odd man rushes and other quality scoring opportunities.
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4 PPs and zero scoring chances for, 1 goal against. Might want to change up those PP lines coach... yikes.
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Gulutzan’s plan to shutdown both the Sedins & Boeser
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Thanks. I'm not up to date with our numbers anymore.
Wow Calgary takes a lot of penalties.
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JUST LEAVE THAT LINE OUT THERE!!! STOP WITH THE PP LINES!!!
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5 power plays and our leading scorer and best player is stapled to the bench. I love this team.
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About to be 0 for 5. Hopefully not.
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STOP GIVING US POWERPLAYS
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can we decline penalties so the sedins don't come out?
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More Sedins. Cue the intercepted cross ice pass.
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Sedins on again what a joke
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@RobTheHockeyGuy
#Canucks have played 1/3 of this game on the power play
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Good effort SEdins..... NOT
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Ouch. Can't fault Marky there.
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Sedins have been getting tons of ice time tonight
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Hammer through the Five-Hole
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God that was such a bull #### goal. #### off gaudreau. Should have got a delay of game.
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we are hands down the worst team in the nhl
why is anyone surprised? FIRE BAUMGARTNER
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Congrats to Hamonic, wasnt he the Islander who did the single parent children tickets and meets?
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Calgary got more goals than Canucks got shots during those penalties
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Calgary's D have scored more goals in this game than our D is going to score before Christmas
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Team got whipped 6-0 last night, leading 3-1 tonight.
Makes sense.
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Moneyhands from Dougie
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That's the 3rd time this game Pouliot has had plenty of time to pass the puck to a forward but he decides to shoot it off the glass and out and lose possession.
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Remember after the edmonton game when some thought we weren't going to be bad enough to tank this year...
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Just going to start calling the Canucks Powerplay the Penalty Kill.
Instead of "Canucks on the man advantage and on the Powerplay"
It's becoming
"Canucks on the man advantage on the Penalty Kill."
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Johnny’s accidental sinker
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Johnny Hockey!!!! Del Zotto putting it in his own net, LOL
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Oh Del Zotto........you try, you really do
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Dougie popping some balloons
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Lol Markstrom that is horrendous
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LOL! Markstrom having an awful game. Ah well. He's a placeholder for Demko.
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Like I said, Markstrom sucks. Nilsson please.
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Those last 2 goals Markstrom should’ve had.
God awful.
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