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Old 10-09-2017, 11:03 PM   #293
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by schooner View Post
From somewhere in Genesis:

The Flames saw all that they had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning--the sixth day, and F*** the Ducks.

Bolded is my interpretation.
A bit later on, you'll find the prophecy for whose fulfilment we have waited so long:

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Then the archangel Michael spake unto us, saying, I saw the Flames and the Ducks meet in battle upon the field of Honda. And the Flames knew the Ducks, and the Ducks were with child, and lo! they laid an egg, and great was the roundness thereof.
By the way, I was incommunicado the other night, but you can thank me for my small part in the Jets game. Walked into a hotel bar for a drink, the score was 3-1 Jets. Flames scored five goals while I was nursing my beer. I then left, and they did not score again.

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Originally Posted by GirlySports View Post
Was a chicken sacrificed too?
I think I took care of that by having Korean barbecue with the S.O. tonight.
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