Man, I've got a couple:
- First week in Calgary, living in rez, a bunch of us (6) pile into a tercel, drive out to Banff, and steal the Banff letters off of the "Welcome to Banff" sign... I don't remember much, but I woke up the next morning with a big-ass F in my back.
- Warped tour 2004 - My friend was on the Stampede committee and had these nice passes with an extra one for a guest. She had them in her bag and we put them on and marched right backstage, and ended up on stage, behind the band for Taking Back Sunday, NoFX and Bad Religion. Roadies are so dumb... We then continued to be reporters for the Herald and got into some backstage parties, all while being blitzed out of our minds.
- BSD... oh wow. Well, I'm not sure how many people are aware of the couch races that happen every year, but those are fun while on shrooms. The couches that year were made of roasted marshmallows... I guess the best BSD was when we all dropped e and started dancing to my buddy's cell phone ring on the tenth floor of the library tower.
- While I was working at UN headquarters I attended a side-event hosted by Qatar (middle east countries = non-responsible governments = crazy parties), a few of us that I knew from previous conferences decided to see what kind of **** we could stir. We ended up smoking a joint in this meditation room they have... I still can't believe I did that...
- After finals, a bunch of us got together and had a text-book/note bonfire in the woods in rez. Next thing you know we hear sirens, so my buddy and I ran to another rez buiding and pulled the fire alarm to distract them from our fire.
- Russian vodka night... A complete blur, but I ended up waking up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, and I actually passed out standing up. I fell forward and chipped half my front tooth. It happened on a long weekend, so I ended up going four days without a front tooth... brutal.
- Porn star cab - bah! I was wearing a corset (sp?) and I had this blazer type thing over-top, I warned all my friends not to let me take it off. Well, I guess it came off, and one of my nipples kept popping out... gah! So embarassing! My friend took a bunch of pictures and blackmails me with them from time to time.
- The Red Mile... well, I think I've said too much.
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