[J pold]

Originally Posted by jroc

Back in high school me and a few friends were leaving a party. We got a ride home from our buddy who was driving a van. Our one friend, Benny, was sitting shotgun and he was p*ssed outta his tree. anyway, we were doing about 60km around the boulevard when he decided to do his famous trick that he does whenever he is drunk. So he opened up the door, swung out the vehicle barely hanging on, opened up the sliding door and attempted to hop into the backseat while our friend was driving. Unfortunately his attempt fell short, he lost his grip and bailed out on the concrete while doing 60 clicks, and i forgot to mention that he was not wearing a shirt either. The end resulted in a broken wrist and a tonne of road rash, poor guy even lost his god damn nipple!! He didnt want us to take him to the hospital so we just dropped him off at home and he slept it through the night. Now needless to say the next morning he woke up in a great deal of pain, and the big problem was that his father is a minister and would never approve of him drinking. the story he told his dad is that he was pedal biking home from his girlfriends house and he fell off his bike. His dad went along with it but we all know that he surely did not believe it.

and if anyone is wondering, yes his nipple did grow back

This is Benny (Chuck Norris enthusiasts)

Could this be the Same Benny Who is a Chuck Norris enthusiasts?