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Old 10-04-2017, 04:56 PM   #165
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The sequence I'd like to see

McDavid gets a pass from a defenseman and starts his typical ramp up his speed thinking the Flames are going to back off like everyone else did last year. Mony closes the tunnel preventing him from cutting in. Gio comes across with the hip check sending McDavid spinning in the air 6 times. The refs hand goes up. Oiler fans cheer. Then the ref points at McDavid with the embelishment sign, Oiler fans boo. McDavid starts to whine like a tortured puppy. Maroon thinking he needs to defend his super star goes after Gio. Ferland grabs him and punches him straight through the head leaving a bloody smoking hole. As Maroon lies on the ice twitching, the Oiler fans go quiet.


McDavid decides that the game isn't fun and benches himself

Flames win
That would be a happy birthday to me moment.
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