Originally Posted by
Reaper 
Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...
- Having sex on a crowded dance floor
similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in a nightclub about 5 years ago:
After much drinking, fun and games at the pub before we decide to go the local nightclub Eros (dive) to get of our trollies and have more of the fun. We meet Jason's friend Skiv (or some pikey name) and he tags along for a night of merriness.
He ended up paying 15 quid for some small pink pills - and to all intents and purposes was having a great time.
Obviously being a bit of a mover on the dance floor, he was soon aproached by a lovely lady asking him he if wanted to go off to the toilets and 'give her one'.
Thinking his luck was in, he was promptly led away by this saucy minx and soon got down to business.
Unfortunately, the effects of the little pink items he had recently obtained were now starting to wear off and before he knew it, my friend and i realised he was in fact standing on the dancefloor still, with his trousers round his ankles masturbating furiously (much to the sheer horror and amazement of onlookers).