[Gizmo]

Originally Posted by Cali Panthers Fan

If there is ever a point in your life where you can choose to beard or not to beard, always choose to beard.

Yes, beard is now a verb.


Also, the type of beard choice is important. For example: in the following scenario, choose option B over option A. Nobody likes a closely cropped little van dyke over a full and luxurious beard you can run your fingers through.

A:


B:

Plus Little Finger is just no good. So there's always that.