The Oilers are like that chick you went to high school with that used to be hot but who was a complete beeyatch. She hit her twenties and caught a few std's and started packing on the weight at an alarming rate. Now she got a fluke inheritance, did a boob job and crushed some diet pills and goes around hysterically telling everyone how hot she is again, but you just know she'll be enormous soon and back on the meth.
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