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Old 09-12-2017, 07:22 PM   #315
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by TheScorpion View Post
Well, I'm eating a steak. It's a little old and somewhat oddly-shaped, but it still tastes pretty tender and really fits my vision of an "ideal steak". My waiter is trying to get me to trade that steak in for a newer steak, though, one that I won't be able to eat without paying an additional $30 "community revitalization levy" every time I want to take a bite.
Yeah, but your waiter is trying to do that because he'll get fired if the restaurant goes out of business.
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