I take it home, throw in under my double-wide, and proceed to try and have sex with my wife. I think I'd probably lay in bed for awhile that night before feeling guilty about it all, so I'd head back to where I found the bag to see if anyone is still around that needs assistance or something. Hopefully that'd be the end of it, though I have a sneaking suspicion that it wouldn't be.
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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