I'm gonna look through the business cards/errata/random stuff in the wallet and establish a points based system for judging them as a human in order to inform my decision.
EG: Business card for pet grooming? Responsible pet owner +2 points. Professional portraits of self and pomeranian? Insufferable twat -3 points. Multiple Capital One cards? Probably in debt and needs a break +2 points. Multiple Gold/Platinum Cards? Eff you, 1%er -4 points. Flames memorabilia +10 points. Oilers memorabilia minus one billion.
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