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Old 08-20-2017, 12:23 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by ShotDownInFlames12 View Post
TICKets are like 12 bucks on kijiji. Jeez. Loosen the purse strings
While I agree in not being cheap, GlobalFest is hardly a frugal matter, not to mention the logistics of operating a Gaggle of Children from wherever the hell you have to park, feeding them, keeping them from drowning or becoming victims of stray incendiaries...there are lots of logistical issues that some people are just unwilling to pay for.

Then what if you have to pile them into a pitiful and ill-maintained Dodge Caravan as opposed to a pristine Toyota Sienna?

Child Services could be called at any moment.

You're better off using the children as some form of gang and robbing the elderly and infirm of their tickets as they gradually approach the gate, beat them there and then blend into the crowd.

I've never done it, but I have it on good authority that it works well.
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