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Originally Posted by flamesfan1297
Canada has lots of snakes, just not in the city of Toronto probably.
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Oh no. Toronto has big damn snakes. And swooping attack birds. And mean, hunchback cats with black eyes. And freaky, giant fish in the lake. It's a city of natural horrors.
Also, pro tip...if you're ever about to drown in the ocean, hyper ventilate for a while, then hold your breath and dive very deep. You'll feel like you're a fish because the water pressure makes your lungs feel full. Then you'll just pass out and won't even know you're drowning.