I've got a place for sale. It's really remote. Completely surrounded by mountains and the only way to get to it is by boat.
Has a newly refurbished bunker, fully stocked with multiple types of weapons. The government satellites can't spy on us because we have installed a dome. The property also has one master bedroom for our leader and many smaller rooms for his wives and children.
Our cult has gotten a little bigger so we are looking to move onto something a little more spacious. PM me if interested.
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