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Old 08-05-2017, 10:33 AM   #7830
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Originally Posted by Erick Estrada View Post
Well I've seen a lot of old friends this summer and many are Oilers fans. All of them talking about imminent Stanley Cups and McDavid this and McDavid that. My god they are insufferable. It's like the 80's all over again except without the actual Stanley Cups to back up the talk.
The question is, why would you have friends that are Oiler fans? I mean there's no bigger collection of scum and villany and arrogance then Oiler fans.

I mean its ok if you're using them to move your piano, and wash your car because they're not very smart and can be conned into doing your physical labor for you. But actually talking to them, and believing that they actually know anything about hockey would be like jabbing a dental drill into your teeth. Unless of course your pretending to listen to them as they move your couch to the moving cart that they will then drag with their teeth.
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