[Senator Clay Davis]

I like how his big surprise tonight is rather ironic. The Governor of West Virginia is switching from being a Democrat to being a Republican. The cult takes this as a huge win and a sign the Dems are falling apart. The critical thinker looks into this and realizes Jim Justice was a Republican until 2015, then when it was politically convenient became a Democrat, and is becoming a Republican again for more convenience. This is of course the swampiest of swampy behavior, political expedience over values, but obviously we shouldn't let the cult know that, let them enjoy the rare "win". As for Trump, his hopes for this being the big headline tomorrow have been Mueller'd obviously. His vacation will mostly be spent researching pardoning I imagine (in between rounds of course)