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Old 07-26-2017, 01:49 PM   #7643
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How has this not yet happened? I would think it was written into his new billlion-dollar contract, no?
They havent met his 'Key to the City' clause yet.

I understand that the plans for the festival are just a month of Connor dancing lethargically in the Town Square occasionally accompanied by Oiler greats of the 80s.

Wayne and Messier are apparently contractually obligated to dance alongside him. You really have to read the fine print on those contracts.
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