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HalifaxDrunk · 11-10-2006, 11:12 AM

Droopydrew19 - I can catch lightning, can you?

Painter and abstract artist, born in Climax Springs, Missouri on September 5th 1965. Droopydrew19 was born the 3rd youngest of 21 (all named Droopydrew) therefore they are all numbered.

At the age of 7 Droopydrew19 was on a school trip to Gay Fields Family Farm and was attacked by an ostrich in the petting zoo. The damage to his right hand was so extensive that doctors had to make him a bionic one. As cool as this seems, its not, the hand does not have super strength (at only has the power equal to his left hand) and it only came in the color neon pink. Whenever there is a lightning storm his bionic hand acts as a lightning rod, Droopydrew19 has been struck 279 times, the hand negates the extreme power of the strike and only results in the burning off all of Droopydrew19 clothes.

A founder of the Women's Art Movement of the late 1980s, he studied at the Carnegie Institute of Technology, Pittsburgh (1981–84) and by 1985 had settled in Tampa Bay, Florida working as a painter and foot sculptor. His painted replicas of used band-aids (1991) made him into a celebrity, and from then on his works and words (“Never underestimate the power of human flatchulance”) kept him constantly in the headlines.

In 1998 Droopydrew19 was shot and wounded by Willy Stroker, who had appeared in his paintings. Mr. Stroker was upset over an affair between his wife and Droopydrew19.

Droopydrew19 and FirmFiona7 are now happily married and live in Tampa Bay, Florida (not where you’d expect someone who is a human lightning rod to live) where they are raising their 3 kids, Moe, Lawrence & Curly.

Droopydrew19 is currently the General Manager of the CPHL Tampa Bay Lightning, he took the job as a favor to a friend, he does not know anything about hockey.

Stay tuned for the next CPHL Biography: Flambers – 28 is enough.

11-10-2006, 11:12 AM	#1
HalifaxDrunk #2 960 Prankster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In a Pub Exp:	CPHL Biography #4 - Droopydrew19 Droopydrew19 - I can catch lightning, can you? Painter and abstract artist, born in Climax Springs, Missouri on September 5th 1965. Droopydrew19 was born the 3rd youngest of 21 (all named Droopydrew) therefore they are all numbered. At the age of 7 Droopydrew19 was on a school trip to Gay Fields Family Farm and was attacked by an ostrich in the petting zoo. The damage to his right hand was so extensive that doctors had to make him a bionic one. As cool as this seems, its not, the hand does not have super strength (at only has the power equal to his left hand) and it only came in the color neon pink. Whenever there is a lightning storm his bionic hand acts as a lightning rod, Droopydrew19 has been struck 279 times, the hand negates the extreme power of the strike and only results in the burning off all of Droopydrew19 clothes. A founder of the Women's Art Movement of the late 1980s, he studied at the Carnegie Institute of Technology, Pittsburgh (1981–84) and by 1985 had settled in Tampa Bay, Florida working as a painter and foot sculptor. His painted replicas of used band-aids (1991) made him into a celebrity, and from then on his works and words (“Never underestimate the power of human flatchulance”) kept him constantly in the headlines. In 1998 Droopydrew19 was shot and wounded by Willy Stroker, who had appeared in his paintings. Mr. Stroker was upset over an affair between his wife and Droopydrew19. Droopydrew19 and FirmFiona7 are now happily married and live in Tampa Bay, Florida (not where you’d expect someone who is a human lightning rod to live) where they are raising their 3 kids, Moe, Lawrence & Curly. Droopydrew19 is currently the General Manager of the CPHL Tampa Bay Lightning, he took the job as a favor to a friend, he does not know anything about hockey. Stay tuned for the next CPHL Biography: Flambers – 28 is enough.