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Old 07-06-2017, 10:01 AM   #684
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Hmm, now Draisaitl is posed to be the villain.

I can see him in his lair at the head of a long polished conference table with his crack agent and his management team. The lights are low, Draisaitl is stroking a hairless kitty. Then in his German Accent (Which makes him evil)

Draisaitl - "I see that Connor has taken $750,000 less to sign with the Oilers"

Agent - "Yes OppenGrubenFuhrer, the fool has left money on the table"

Draisaitl - "I want that money and more, squeeze them"

Agent - "But public perception sir?"

Drisaitl - "I am German I do not care"
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