[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

• Chasing a guy out of a bar for making ignorant comments about Flames Gimp while still carrying a glass in my hand and saying anything I could to get him to fight me while his terrified girlfriend ran him across the street and pushed him inside a cab.
• Attempting to pick up a chick like a bowling ball
• Grabbing a guy's (complete stranger) fresh drink right out of his hand and downing it right in front of him while he looked on with a bewildered stare and then stating "I thought you were ________ but then I remembered that I killed him."
• Having sex on a crowded dance floor
• Ordering pizza while wasted out of my mind at 2:30 am, passing out, waking up the next day and having the pizza place calling me when they opened at 4:30 pm demanding to know why I never answered the door.
• Accidentally knocking over a Hot Dog BBQ cart while trying to catch a smokie that was falling off the ledge, running 6 blocks to avoid the cops and hiding in a snowbank because I was sure they saw me do it (my friends later told me that the cops saw it was an accident and were trying to tell me it was okay...)
• Waking up in the morning outside my front door wearing only a pair of boxers and boots, having no idea what happened and then later receiving a courier package containing my clothes, wallet, etc. from a skank I think I spent the night with.

And that's just some of the stuff I remember...

I am so glad my wife never visits this site.

I officially want to go drinking with Reaper.