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OMG!WTF! · 07-04-2017, 10:00 PM

I really need some Indian mangoes. I think Alphonso mangoes are probably the ones. But they have to be legit. Seriously legit. They need to impress my Subway girl. She's really cute. Her dad owns a fruit market in Punjab and so she really knows her mangoes. And she misses the good ones. It's been two years.

Anyone know where I can get some? I've looked into ordering a box, but a box is really a case and a case is $1400 and a lot of mangoes. I've always wanted to sit alone in a tub of mangoes and eat until the early am. And frankly, $1400 is a deal for a bucket list check off.

But that's not what this is about. My Subway girl won't let me have double cheese any more. I didn't even order double cheese when I went to a different Subway on the weekend. It's a small sacrifice.

07-04-2017, 10:00 PM	#1
OMG!WTF! Franchise Player Join Date: Oct 2014 Exp:	Indian Mangoes I really need some Indian mangoes. I think Alphonso mangoes are probably the ones. But they have to be legit. Seriously legit. They need to impress my Subway girl. She's really cute. Her dad owns a fruit market in Punjab and so she really knows her mangoes. And she misses the good ones. It's been two years. Anyone know where I can get some? I've looked into ordering a box, but a box is really a case and a case is $1400 and a lot of mangoes. I've always wanted to sit alone in a tub of mangoes and eat until the early am. And frankly, $1400 is a deal for a bucket list check off. But that's not what this is about. My Subway girl won't let me have double cheese any more. I didn't even order double cheese when I went to a different Subway on the weekend. It's a small sacrifice.