[KTown]

Skateboarding and drinking = bad news.

For some reason whenever i was drunk I thought I was invincible with my skateboard, Tony Hawk who, here I come.

Building a zipline from my house to my buddies house behind me, needless to say I got about 4 meters before I fell into my moms flower bed. I blamed the local bad kids.

Growing up just outside of Kitchener Oktoberfest brought out the drunkaness. My buddy was puking outside and I was laughing my ass at him as the patty wagon was taking him away. The cops look over at me and they were not impressed and said "Take that guy too" I was pretty drunk, From what my gf told me, I looked over at her, and said pick me up at noon tomorrow. Apparantly I made it sound like I was a regular at the drunk tank.

Walking home alone from a party one night, I decided to steal a plastic glowing pumpkin off of someones front lawn, lucky me the cops drove right by me, so I dropped the pumpkin behind a bush, the cops stoped got out and said aren't you forgeting something, I'm like excuse me, he said "you dropped something," i said silly me thank you officer, needless to say I think he knew it wasn't mine, but decided to give me a ride home. The whole way home I was trying to tell him to play a prank on my dad, that I've been arrested for something really bad, he wouldn't budge.

The list goes on and on, my friend alcohol and I have lots ot good shady memories.