[joejoe3]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Even though I recognized all the words you typed, I still couldn't understand any of it. Then I ran it through Google Translate, and everything made sense:

Spoiler!

Gretzky Messier McDavid 5 Cups new arena playoffs.

First dynasty current dynasty anyone unsigned is ours.

80's Grant Fuhr record books and Joey Moss.

First overall pick first overall pick first overall pick first overall pick.

Best ice guy in the League.

Harvey's tongue Kevin Lowe Smythe crying "I promised Mess I wouldn't do this."

League-wide retired number banners banners banners more ceremonies and banners.

Prospects depth we almost signed him but didn't want him anyway.

Did I mention the 80s Gretzky and 5 Cups.

I think I know something about winning and "Hey Conner it's Mess."

F'in gem here ladies and gentlemen.