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Old 06-13-2017, 06:09 AM   #5005
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Even up in Canada we better hope Trump doesn't get too close with the Russians, Putin could probably convince him that Canada belongs to the USA because the mighty American military beat the British in the revolutionary war.

Putin - Take Canada, it rightfully belongs to the USA

Trump - really? how do you figure

Putin - the British launched their war game from Canada in 1775 and you soundly defeated them. thus, you own Canada.

Trump - Hmm, wouldn't the world go crazy?

Putin - Nah, it's only Canada, give mother Russia the arctic back and maybe those useless northern territories and we'll back you 100%, maybe to keep China happy give them Newfoundland because you know.. they love their fish!.

Trump - I like it, I'll convince my brainless staff but for it to work remember it was my idea huh?

Putin - of course
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