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Old 05-23-2017, 12:20 AM   #271
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Originally Posted by Cycling76er View Post
How the hell do you sneak a catfish of that size into a hockey game?!
I'm still laughing at this.

I presume it went something like this:

- "Sir...is that a catfish in your pocket....?"

"Um....yes?"

- "Very well then, carry on. Catfish are not on Homeland Security's watchlist and as such carry the rights and privileges to attend hockey games. The catfish have been nothing but our honoured friends and food. Have a good day sir."
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