well unless you count that time where I "Volunteered" to join the British Navy
There I was minding my own business when a voice said "You there, do you have a job?"
When I said no I was knocked unconscious and woke up on the HMS Dreadnought. I was told I had volunteered for a three year stint.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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