I'm surprised in a sense that with the apparent wealth of all of the Calgary Puck posters, that this wasn't a thread titled
My first private plane - It was a G2, all my friends had a G3. I was so jelly, I hate my father hate him hate him
My first yacht - it was a 51 footer, anything below 100 feet is so trashy
My first butler - It was a guy named Smith, I told him his name was Sunnyfeathers,
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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