[ToewsFan]

Originally Posted by TheScorpion

ToewsFan, your posts are like insane rambling YouTube conspiracy videos. They're literally about nothing.

"The Edmonton Oilers have five Stanley Cups. They won four of those with Wayne Gretzky. Wayne Gretzky is from Brantford, Ontario. Ontario is to the right of Manitoba. You know what was to the right of Wayne Gretzky when he won those four Stanley Cups? Jari Kurri.

Jari Kurri's first name has how many letters? Four, the same as the number of Stanley Cups Gretzky won with Edmonton. You know what else has four letters? The name of Winnipeg's NHL team... the Jets.

Guess what else... you have to win FOUR playoff rounds to win the Stanley Cup, and Gretzky did that four times! That's sixteen rounds! Jari Kurri wore #17 with Edmonton. People say Gretzky is the #1 player in history. What's 17 - 1? Sixteen, the same number as how many playoff rounds Gretzky won in his, wait for it, FOUR Stanley Cup rings! And guess what else... the Jets were tied for being the FOURTH Canadian NHL team when they joined, after the Leafs, Habs, and Canucks! And guess who else was tied for being the FOURTH team? The Oilers!

So, the Jets have four letters. Gretzky has four cup rings. He had to win sixteen rounds. Squares have four sides. Square trees have four sides, and also have roots. Hey, you know what the square root of sixteen (rounds) is? FOUR! And hey, remember how Gretzky was the #1 player ever? 4 - 1 is 3! Speaking of shapes, you know what has three sides? A triangle! 'Winnipeg Jets' has two 'I's, but since you have to win against the Jets to win the Cup, have (half) of two is 1! And you know what else has 1 'I' (eye)?

The Illuminati Triangle.

Mind. Blown."

- ToewsFan

That is some rant. I'm impressed.